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One day there was a hobo the only things he had where a napkin a ear cleaner thing a green pencil a cotton ball a battery and lastly a suction cup. But there was a catch his mom had $1,000,000,000 but the hobo lived in Wisconsin and his mom was in Florida. Jack the hobo was his nickname. Jack’s plan was to perform a skyjack to get to Florida to claim his moms $1.000,000,000. He is going to get past security and get on the plain without them knowing then he uses the suction cup to hang on to the back of the plain the he will take a parachute from the pilot of the plain and jump into Florida when they are above his mom’s house.
When he locates his mom’s house he will use the cotton ball to cover up his finger prints and break the battery and exposing the battery acid eventually melting the doors hinge and he will go and steel the money without ever being caught.